Things I'm Supposed to Feel Badly About, But Don't

• I wear white all year 'round. (Not, however, only white.)
• I like Birkinstocks.
• AND, I'm all for spending hundreds of dollars on beautiful shoes and handbags, preferably with cash (but usually not).
  
• I think a woman of any age can have long hair.
• I apply lipstick in public.
  
• I don't really like to entertain (but I like to be entertained).
• I like to eat, but I don't cook and I don't want to learn. (I do bake.)
  
• I think having a career is overrated.
• I think people should be able to hunt as sport. Unregulated ownership of M16s or handguns is not sporting.
• Americans don't all have to speak English.
• Smoking is unhealthy, but an occasional Sobranie along with a Very Dry Martini is le dernier mot.
• I enjoy witty vulgarity, and sometimes there's no greater satisfaction than a well-rendered swear word.
• I admire Dita Von Teese and Kim Kardashian for their beauty and style.
• If someone gave me a gorgeous fur coat, I would probably wear it.
• I might try hard drugs when I am eighty. (Curious about the supposed heightened awareness, concerned about addiction or a bad trip.)